My son Dan reminded me of a funny story a few weeks ago,
since it’s another night of me waking up for my 2:00 am feeding. I thought I would write instead of raid
the refrigerator.
No matter how old I get, I am always going to love men. When you have worked in an office or
salon with all women you know what I mean. Men just make
me feel better about myself. Most
men, if you ask what size their wives wear they would say small. They just don’t see the imperfections
that we see in ourselves.
There are certain places you can go and get a jolt of testosterone
whether you need it or not. For
instance, any auto parts store, Fleet Farm the Thursday before deer hunting
season and then my personal favorite truck stops.
About five years ago Rich and I had been married for only a
few months and we were heading south to visit his family. We left in a hurry, so I was still
dressed for work. I happened to
have a great new pair of boots on and a flowing skirt. I also remember wearing a striking
pearl necklace too. It was one of
those days; I was actually thinking, I looked pretty hot for an old chick (that
was before I turned 50, I might add).
We stopped at Rich’s favorite truck stop about 3 hours into
our trip. He was fueling up the
car and I ran into the ladies room and then decided I would pick up a few
treats for the road. I was
standing in line to pay for my items and I noticed a man looking at me with a
smile, I thought to myself, "I am going to wear these boots more often". Then another man came up from behind me and touched me
on my arm, he leaned in close to whisper something. My mind was racing, “oh here I go again, I will have to
disappoint this man and tell him I am married, wow I am hot!”. “Miss” the tall dark stranger, whispered in a deep voice, “ your skirt
is tucked into your underwear”!
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